Checkmate and Crazy K banter

First off:


Secondly: some random banter for my blog:
why do dj's suck?
wtf are you wedding and party dj's thinking
do you not give a fuck at all?
with all the equipment, libraries, and awesome set-up's you have
you don't do it ANY justice.
you dont beatmatch or blend,
you fade out the middle of the song when it's hot..into the intro of another song
so me and the ENTIRE dance floor turn and lookat the dj like wtf?
it seems like the longer i hear of you guys doing it, the worse at it you are...?
am i really good>? or what the fuck- are you guys just that bad., just WAIT till i
get a nice venue to rock.

i dont need sleep one hour is plenty-
i can go for six days till my tanks on empty(prevent me)

this is my random banter on which advertising personality
should get their own tv series based on my opinion of their thiry second ads.
Furst-[german spelling] I like flo from progressive car insurance commercials
she's really into character so well that it doesnt seem forced, she could walk off
camera, and i'd believe she acted like that normally. I'd be great in casting.
give me some scripts and i'll put the right people on it. secondly, I'd shoot the iO tv
guy in the face,. for acting so slick, and thinking he knows what everybody wants.
yeah yeah, optimum ballbags.. we get it already, In the future. The corporate slime
in advertising will devise some plan to make my life better: by not fucking advertising your own service,
on your own network, when... they already have it... they'd HAVE to it, to be watching cablevision.
yet cablevision _insists, on telling you to buy it again... huevos grandes my friends.

also. if you guys did anything right ever, it was the "4-4-4-Eiiiiight!!!!!"

wow, they pushed that with so much enuthusiasm like it was some kind of party and everyone
was going to get laid. That commericial. hoo, I shudder at the thought of it. It was so bad,
yet so good. you had to give in to it. 'MIGENTE OP-TEE-MUM-TRiple PLAY is -EEN DA HOWWSS!"
with that daddy yankee rap oir whatever that smut was. wow. damned catchy. I think i'll play it next time i'm spinning at a club. cmon bitches do the 4-4-4-Eiiight dance!. that ad had _everybody singin or knowing that song
you loved it, or hated it, .. But you knew it. that commerical hypnotized babies. hell it even stuns me
when i saw a lobster climb out of the water and do a song and dance about the phone company.

then after all that evil genius. they do new tv ad's with a different number.. go figure.
::sings:: 8 7 7 3 9 3 - 4 4 4 8